The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28914. | Timothy (timothyway) | 57.22 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28915. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 57.22 | 95% | 2013-10-12 |
| 28916. | ngoc (vanthong) | 57.22 | 92% | 2013-02-11 |
| 28917. | ross (ross123) | 57.21 | 92% | 2013-07-02 |
| 28918. | Jake (jaed) | 57.21 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 28919. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 57.21 | 94% | 2017-07-08 |
| 28920. | Steve (reverend65) | 57.21 | 94% | 2011-10-20 |
| 28921. | slap (slap44) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 28922. | _Lxwrxncx_ (_lxwrxncx_) | 57.20 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 28923. | Ka1toK (ka1tok) | 57.19 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 28924. | George (grgp) | 57.19 | 94% | 2018-09-10 |
| 28925. | Yasser (yasserhma) | 57.19 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 28926. | Kal D. en (kalden_s) | 57.18 | 95% | 2021-01-31 |
| 28927. | Dawid (dawidmachnowski) | 57.18 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
| 28928. | Waqas (wakash) | 57.18 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 28929. | Sandro (sado) | 57.18 | 89% | 2016-11-27 |
| 28930. | Hassan (7zn5alid) | 57.17 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 28931. | glochin (glochin) | 57.17 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 28932. | Penny (meizi) | 57.17 | 97% | 2011-10-13 |
| 28933. | fiorano (ferruccio) | 57.17 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 28934. | Romar (romarpatacsil) | 57.17 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 28935. | AL1 (al1_16) | 57.17 | 93% | 2016-01-13 |
| 28936. | Muhmmad (usamakhan018) | 57.15 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 28937. | Maters (maters48) | 57.15 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 28938. | Latrece (trece40) | 57.15 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 28939. | Jeffrey (jjsung) | 57.15 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
| 28940. | gone (happygone) | 57.15 | 94% | 2012-09-07 |
| 28941. | Nguyen (anhhero) | 57.15 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 28942. | capb (capb) | 57.15 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 28943. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 57.14 | 84% | 2014-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |