So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34300. | Nargiza (nargizaaaa) | 44.18 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 34301. | Myroslav (sirkosobaka) | 44.18 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 34302. | Bilal Meer (bilal_meer252) | 44.18 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 34303. | Artem (mrbooyaka) | 44.18 | 93% | 2017-10-03 |
| 34304. | Operation Sindoor Rocks (pr... | 44.16 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 34305. | bweb (bweb) | 44.16 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 34306. | lem (lembest) | 44.16 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 34307. | gayatri (gayatri) | 44.15 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 34308. | evans (yuen1204) | 44.15 | 99% | 2011-04-06 |
| 34309. | seungbum (seungbum) | 44.15 | 85% | 2011-05-15 |
| 34310. | Michal (rozik48) | 44.15 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 34311. | Clio (klionta) | 44.14 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 34312. | th (r05222005) | 44.14 | 93% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34313. | Hegert (mrdromedy) | 44.13 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 34314. | tayyab (tayyab246) | 44.13 | 93% | 2021-06-14 |
| 34315. | Berto (bertobirung) | 44.13 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 34316. | mohamed (mylittlecreep) | 44.12 | 92% | 2022-11-30 |
| 34317. | Subhomoy (unstoppablesubho) | 44.12 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34318. | Csaba (csbarsony) | 44.12 | 92.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 34319. | Ammara (ammara) | 44.12 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 34320. | Romar (romarpatacsil) | 44.12 | 91% | 2011-09-10 |
| 34321. | jens (sinh) | 44.12 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 34322. | mcqueen (mcqueen) | 44.12 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 34323. | Junior (bronco37) | 44.11 | 89% | 2014-01-02 |
| 34324. | Blues (ansku) | 44.11 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 34325. | Juan (santiaju) | 44.11 | 87% | 2013-12-08 |
| 34326. | Pain14 (ruel14) | 44.11 | 86% | 2013-01-15 |
| 34327. | Muhammad (mhhawari) | 44.10 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 34328. | Luke (gr812nv) | 44.10 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 34329. | mahyar (amidelune) | 44.10 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |