So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22734. | muhammad (tendounomazo) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 22735. | Nemesis (nemesis) | 64.26 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 22736. | Hiram (mrizama) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 22737. | Lis (illissy) | 64.26 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 22738. | Taybuscus (taybuscus) | 64.25 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
| 22739. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 64.25 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
| 22740. | butterfinger (tyoprofessor) | 64.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22741. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 64.25 | 90% | 2015-04-18 |
| 22742. | ralph (realityloser) | 64.25 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
| 22743. | Nitin (nitinfrnd5) | 64.25 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
| 22744. | Dennis (hyuna) | 64.25 | 89% | 2012-09-22 |
| 22745. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 64.25 | 96% | 2012-06-03 |
| 22746. | Kat (kitty_c) | 64.24 | 85% | 2016-03-02 |
| 22747. | Crazykik (crazykik) | 64.24 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 22748. | mj0086 (mj0086) | 64.24 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
| 22749. | Hussein (hdimessi) | 64.24 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 22750. | Zack (zgoose013) | 64.23 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 22751. | Marcus (frx3d) | 64.23 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
| 22752. | Who (whoiam) | 64.23 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 22753. | Roman (romankry) | 64.23 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 22754. | Haider (haider_ali) | 64.23 | 94% | 2013-01-24 |
| 22755. | Fidan (fidanhoxha) | 64.22 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
| 22756. | Pbo (pbo12) | 64.22 | 95% | 2019-01-07 |
| 22757. | Ahmad Gamal (agazzaz) | 64.22 | 95% | 2015-02-21 |
| 22758. | Matt (maos) | 64.22 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 22759. | Myleesia (myleesia) | 64.22 | 90% | 2012-10-26 |
| 22760. | Boo (blanched) | 64.21 | 87% | 2011-11-22 |
| 22761. | Chris (shafanovic) | 64.21 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 22762. | Denis (deniii) | 64.21 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 22763. | followme (ethish) | 64.21 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |