The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31222. | mohammad (the_slow_typer_14... | 48.96 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 31223. | King arm (kingarm) | 48.96 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 31224. | Nagy (gynagy) | 48.96 | 91% | 2013-05-21 |
| 31225. | mud (soilshitter) | 48.95 | 94.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 31226. | SteffVz (steffvz) | 48.95 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 31227. | Lea (leannasaurus) | 48.95 | 84% | 2013-05-06 |
| 31228. | Jimi (thejimbex) | 48.94 | 92% | 2022-08-23 |
| 31229. | Mohammad (zargar91) | 48.94 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 31230. | John (ninjafox14) | 48.89 | 99% | 2013-09-13 |
| 31231. | suckmy (ar0ur4__qwerty) | 48.89 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31232. | Ng (marknst14) | 48.89 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
| 31233. | Em (em_alabado) | 48.89 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
| 31234. | amal (amalaugustine) | 48.88 | 91% | 2013-10-12 |
| 31235. | Deepak (deepakgupta) | 48.86 | 89% | 2014-10-23 |
| 31236. | Hoang (yungrax) | 48.85 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 31237. | anil (anil3) | 48.85 | 88% | 2013-08-28 |
| 31238. | Rohit (rohitnjan88) | 48.84 | 91% | 2013-04-09 |
| 31239. | nils (masteryuntil) | 48.84 | 94.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 31240. | acronomis (acronomis) | 48.84 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 31241. | modern (pastocasto) | 48.81 | 93% | 2014-09-11 |
| 31242. | Alana (alana3004) | 48.81 | 90% | 2013-11-19 |
| 31243. | jun de (jundekkkkk) | 48.80 | 93% | 2021-03-01 |
| 31244. | michelle (michelle37) | 48.79 | 83% | 2013-02-13 |
| 31245. | Ali (alybec) | 48.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 31246. | Bilawal (bilawal) | 48.79 | 89% | 2015-01-22 |
| 31247. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 48.78 | 92% | 2013-08-24 |
| 31248. | Shekhar (shekhar_23) | 48.78 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 31249. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 48.78 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 31250. | Michaella Alessandra (bling... | 48.77 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 31251. | Darryl (dback) | 48.77 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |