The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20900. | tung (chuadao) | 70.73 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 20901. | VigneshS (vicky07) | 70.72 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 20902. | Adam (ayitsme) | 70.72 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 20903. | barmanrahul (nothisisrahul) | 70.72 | 98.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 20904. | Del (delvilcrusher) | 70.72 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 20905. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 70.72 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 20906. | Alex (rimmert) | 70.72 | 95% | 2017-07-10 |
| 20907. | west (supernova_00) | 70.71 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 20908. | nosrej (nosrej) | 70.71 | 93% | 2012-04-05 |
| 20909. | torachiyo (torachiyo) | 70.71 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 20910. | Prashanth (basketballbomb) | 70.71 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 20911. | Anna (anaakitamaro) | 70.71 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
| 20912. | DxB (phantoma) | 70.70 | 86% | 2016-06-29 |
| 20913. | Jude (philivey) | 70.70 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 20914. | ugluk (ugluk) | 70.70 | 94% | 2013-11-26 |
| 20915. | Lekamge (rlamarawansa) | 70.70 | 98% | 2013-04-25 |
| 20916. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 70.69 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 20917. | rohit (rohitkkr) | 70.69 | 96% | 2015-03-21 |
| 20918. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 70.69 | 94% | 2012-03-24 |
| 20919. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 70.68 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 20920. | Lutjen (lutjen) | 70.68 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 20921. | Zach (guitar_19_1992) | 70.68 | 92% | 2012-01-06 |
| 20922. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 70.68 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 20923. | Aleem Khan (aleemkirk) | 70.68 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
| 20924. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 70.68 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 20925. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 70.68 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 20926. | redarrows (redarrow) | 70.68 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 20927. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 70.68 | 96% | 2015-04-02 |
| 20928. | Matt (mattyice445) | 70.67 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 20929. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 70.67 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |