I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12146. | Rayan (rayguy123) | 83.95 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 12147. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 83.95 | 98.8% | 2024-12-14 |
| 12148. | abnf (abnf) | 83.95 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 12149. | ish (namerino) | 83.95 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 12150. | David (klassmagicer17) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 12151. | Harry (bonogo123) | 83.95 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12152. | Spritly (spritly) | 83.95 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12153. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 83.95 | 99% | 2017-06-22 |
| 12154. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 12155. | yousef_wael (yousef_wael) | 83.94 | 95.5% | 2024-02-19 |
| 12156. | gojo (killuasfatass) | 83.94 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 12157. | Sourav (srax) | 83.94 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12158. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 83.94 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12159. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 83.93 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 12160. | Shaooly (shaooly) | 83.93 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 12161. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 83.93 | 100% | 2017-01-30 |
| 12162. | Luka (ellenor) | 83.92 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 12163. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 83.92 | 94% | 2023-02-27 |
| 12164. | _ (gglean) | 83.92 | 98.8% | 2024-01-03 |
| 12165. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 83.92 | 99% | 2018-11-05 |
| 12166. | Patrick (mehie) | 83.91 | 93% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12167. | pervy_sage (iampawandanu) | 83.90 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 12168. | (shaun022) | 83.90 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 12169. | Chase (creidinger) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12170. | Yan (betterjanek) | 83.89 | 96.3% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12171. | shane (shanew0ng) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12172. | hai (ultra_pro_max_slow) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 12173. | Leon (leonchen125) | 83.89 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 12174. | Jonathan (jonoz0r) | 83.88 | 94% | 2017-06-29 |
| 12175. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 83.88 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |