As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18756. | Babblecat (babblecat) | 62.44 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 18757. | Plata O Plomo? (mylifeforne... | 62.44 | 96% | 2016-12-10 |
| 18758. | White (beast_5) | 62.44 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 18759. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 62.44 | 99% | 2017-07-24 |
| 18760. | Alok (euthaniser) | 62.43 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 18761. | Lin (mrtuxg) | 62.43 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 18762. | Matrix (matri) | 62.43 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 18763. | Patryk (b0ltzmannbrain) | 62.42 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 18764. | Scott (1159) | 62.42 | 89% | 2016-10-13 |
| 18765. | Igor (kruzics) | 62.41 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 18766. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 62.41 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 18767. | Sunena (incia2210) | 62.41 | 98% | 2016-04-22 |
| 18768. | Solar (kngrichard) | 62.41 | 96% | 2017-02-03 |
| 18769. | Mitar (zekobunny) | 62.40 | 95% | 2017-11-11 |
| 18770. | Dragonox (dragonox) | 62.40 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 18771. | Sam (jeff_the_pickle) | 62.40 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 18772. | Minh (minido) | 62.39 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 18773. | Donie (el_donie) | 62.39 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 18774. | Guest (cromernova) | 62.39 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 18775. | Krowdy (krowdy) | 62.39 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 18776. | Steven (steven_s) | 62.39 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
| 18777. | Rohit (rohit_lee) | 62.39 | 98% | 2016-01-17 |
| 18778. | Kyle (kstrozin) | 62.39 | 92% | 2017-01-02 |
| 18779. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 62.39 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 18780. | ira (yeeira01) | 62.38 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
| 18781. | Sane (frostytk) | 62.38 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 18782. | Daniel (kool_beenz) | 62.38 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 18783. | Pieces (pieces08) | 62.38 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18784. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 62.38 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18785. | Rondino (rondino2) | 62.38 | 90% | 2016-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |