I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4818. | Xerve (xerve) | 101.03 | 97.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 4819. | killy grim (pastries) | 101.03 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4820. | Angelo (gc_aim) | 101.03 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4821. | Alex (aqin24) | 101.02 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4822. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 101.01 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 4823. | ccartp (ccartp) | 101.00 | 97.1% | 2025-05-07 |
| 4824. | pincel (pincel) | 101.00 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 4825. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 101.00 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 4826. | André (andreabadesso) | 101.00 | 96.9% | 2024-11-08 |
| 4827. | Noob (crawler_123) | 100.99 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 4828. | et (edcolemak) | 100.98 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4829. | hello (winter_tree) | 100.98 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 4830. | Can (cazzed) | 100.98 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 4831. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 100.97 | 97.8% | 2024-11-17 |
| 4832. | Ziad (ziadbiceps) | 100.97 | 98.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 4833. | Connor (cja_12) | 100.97 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 4834. | rohit_india (rohit_india) | 100.96 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4835. | Charlie (valos_cor) | 100.95 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 4836. | Randy (randylee) | 100.95 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 4837. | SISARK4 (sisark4) | 100.95 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 4838. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 100.95 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4839. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 100.94 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4840. | Julian (industryinc) | 100.94 | 88% | 2016-03-09 |
| 4841. | Chris (haanzdaddy) | 100.93 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 4842. | İlker (ikesen) | 100.93 | 95% | 2017-04-25 |
| 4843. | paul (superspys) | 100.93 | 95% | 2015-11-01 |
| 4844. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 100.92 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4845. | BlueOctupus 🦑 (jim_my) | 100.92 | 98.7% | 2023-05-14 |
| 4846. | Fabian (barukie) | 100.92 | 99% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4847. | Edisa (snoopy34) | 100.91 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |