So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24877. | Vic (opposite) | 60.33 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 24878. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 60.33 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 24879. | Rajat (argentum_1807) | 60.32 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 24880. | AuSa (put_your_head_on_my_s... | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 24881. | Moises (moised241) | 60.32 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 24882. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 24883. | Mike (mike1835) | 60.32 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 24884. | soda (sodafortwo) | 60.32 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 24885. | Raquel (pinya) | 60.32 | 92% | 2013-06-18 |
| 24886. | Frank (funkyfc) | 60.32 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 24887. | gianluca (javano) | 60.32 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 24888. | Andrew (jakemasterbabeh) | 60.32 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 24889. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 24890. | John (flyingmangoose) | 60.31 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 24891. | Goyna (demon__rage__) | 60.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 24892. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 60.31 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 24893. | ryu107 (ryu107) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 24894. | Evan (jcm800) | 60.30 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 24895. | Rene (wishicouldtype) | 60.30 | 86% | 2013-06-04 |
| 24896. | Ruben (choobs88) | 60.30 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 24897. | pr (ruzv) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24898. | glyserr (glyserr) | 60.30 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 24899. | waseem ahmad bhat (waseemraja) | 60.30 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 24900. | lakum (rohit_123) | 60.30 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24901. | greg (kaizon) | 60.30 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 24902. | Das (dastony1311) | 60.30 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 24903. | Sonny (sweav14) | 60.29 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 24904. | Dann (danndilion) | 60.29 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 24905. | Ahsan (ahsanjutt) | 60.29 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 24906. | David (felanee) | 60.28 | 92% | 2014-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |