And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18318. | Hello (retr0typer) | 82.07 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 18319. | Cody (kaibigan) | 82.07 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 18320. | Azka (azkali20) | 82.07 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 18321. | Erick (chu12ch) | 82.07 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
| 18322. | Artur (arturkarapetyan) | 82.07 | 97% | 2016-10-13 |
| 18323. | Asif Qureshi (attractive_asif) | 82.07 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 18324. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 82.06 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 18325. | atomic (tolk) | 82.06 | 96% | 2011-07-02 |
| 18326. | Ded (1ncompetent) | 82.06 | 96% | 2019-03-28 |
| 18327. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 82.06 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18328. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 82.05 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 18329. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 82.05 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 18330. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 82.05 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 18331. | Jonathan (jluo004) | 82.05 | 97% | 2013-02-11 |
| 18332. | Richard (richardpan27) | 82.04 | 98% | 2019-09-12 |
| 18333. | LoneRusher (lonerusher) | 82.04 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 18334. | Ben (bfriedman) | 82.03 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 18335. | yosef (checkavailabilities) | 82.03 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 18336. | Max (maxunter_) | 82.03 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18337. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 82.03 | 95% | 2012-04-15 |
| 18338. | Rohan (rohanpatel01) | 82.03 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 18339. | Christer (howjin) | 82.03 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 18340. | jess (softballchick127) | 82.03 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 18341. | Stelister (stelister) | 82.02 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| 18342. | shanen (shanenliu) | 82.02 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 18343. | huddled (haraldgb) | 82.02 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 18344. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 82.02 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 18345. | Spectre (suspectre) | 82.01 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 18346. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 82.01 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 18347. | Felipe (jfelipef) | 82.01 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |