As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18977. | CAREY (khariee13) | 63.61 | 91% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18978. | george (georgenacouzi) | 63.60 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 18979. | Tommy (sparkxd) | 63.60 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| 18980. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 63.60 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 18981. | kelly:)) (_kelly) | 63.59 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 18982. | Dev (darkpi) | 63.59 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 18983. | Rasmus (metris) | 63.59 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 18984. | Sam (samandthefourdogs) | 63.58 | 94% | 2021-12-03 |
| 18985. | Anh (anhvbui) | 63.58 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 18986. | martin_racing (martinerk0) | 63.57 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 18987. | Samual Weissen (elmer_blue) | 63.57 | 98.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 18988. | Jeffrey (jopayyt) | 63.57 | 94% | 2022-04-18 |
| 18989. | senpai (chottomatte) | 63.57 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18990. | Troy (teeroy) | 63.57 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 18991. | rt (rtizzle) | 63.57 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 18992. | Apoorv (apoorv92) | 63.57 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 18993. | James (butterypopcorn) | 63.56 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 18994. | Rofmol (rofmol) | 63.56 | 97% | 2017-03-06 |
| 18995. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 63.56 | 90% | 2016-04-06 |
| 18996. | yomama (yt0427) | 63.56 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 18997. | Vishal (vpm911) | 63.56 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 18998. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 63.56 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 18999. | Arthur (sagman) | 63.55 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
| 19000. | fids (fidsolit) | 63.55 | 96% | 2016-08-20 |
| 19001. | Dale (taker827) | 63.55 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 19002. | Bro (bromia) | 63.55 | 95% | 2022-09-17 |
| 19003. | Judy (judyzhang) | 63.55 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 19004. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 63.54 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 19005. | Lewis (lydenju) | 63.54 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 19006. | Pcb (fer66naget) | 63.53 | 86% | 2015-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |