The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8694. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 104.02 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 8695. | EdT (q_ex) | 104.01 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 8696. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 104.01 | 100% | 2018-06-06 |
| 8697. | s. (capslooock) | 104.01 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 8698. | Christy (cbartolain) | 104.01 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 8699. | Taty (taty) | 104.01 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 8700. | JoeDon16 (joedon16) | 104.01 | 96% | 2016-07-25 |
| 8701. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 104.01 | 97% | 2013-12-27 |
| 8702. | kpendy (kpendy) | 104.00 | 94% | 2013-05-17 |
| 8703. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 104.00 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
| 8704. | Zaka (zaka420) | 103.99 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8705. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 103.99 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8706. | Nathan (thequicks2001) | 103.98 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 8707. | Cameron (camchang) | 103.98 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8708. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 103.98 | 99% | 2018-04-10 |
| 8709. | Pan (dip797) | 103.98 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 8710. | Lucas (hungie) | 103.97 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 8711. | Jeff (therealjjd) | 103.97 | 100% | 2022-09-09 |
| 8712. | 我爱你 (nibskie01908) | 103.97 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 8713. | Tori (torivega) | 103.97 | 97% | 2012-10-09 |
| 8714. | max (roflmax) | 103.97 | 99% | 2013-05-08 |
| 8715. | GBW (gbw_gbw) | 103.97 | 98% | 2014-02-17 |
| 8716. | Yuan (yyao84) | 103.96 | 93% | 2012-07-30 |
| 8717. | MRMO (digitalmaster287) | 103.96 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 8718. | Shirly (shirly2) | 103.96 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8719. | Samuel (intronaen) | 103.96 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8720. | Nguyen (mr_invincible) | 103.96 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 8721. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 103.95 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8722. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 103.95 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8723. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 103.95 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |