I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
 Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24205. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 44.05 | 93% | 2023-07-19 | 
| 24206. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 44.05 | 97% | 2019-07-01 | 
| 24207. | meow (chobee) | 44.05 | 97% | 2019-06-04 | 
| 24208. | tokarika (tokarika) | 44.04 | 92.5% | 2023-06-30 | 
| 24209. | nancy (mrgrey_1) | 44.04 | 95% | 2022-11-03 | 
| 24210. | Janetain (janetain) | 44.04 | 93% | 2017-02-07 | 
| 24211. | Rohit (rawheattt) | 44.03 | 91% | 2021-07-20 | 
| 24212. | Ej (lykiee) | 44.03 | 95% | 2019-06-11 | 
| 24213. | Petr (cyan_xd) | 44.03 | 95% | 2021-04-19 | 
| 24214. | Christoffer (chrippa01) | 44.03 | 94% | 2020-03-12 | 
| 24215. | Malachi (aquus) | 44.03 | 94% | 2018-08-08 | 
| 24216. | Jeremiah (wetsock625) | 44.02 | 97% | 2021-10-14 | 
| 24217. | Mohaimin Shovon (mzshovon) | 44.02 | 94% | 2022-03-09 | 
| 24218. | Maris (maris76) | 44.02 | 95% | 2021-02-08 | 
| 24219. | Python (omega_python) | 44.01 | 97% | 2022-08-24 | 
| 24220. | sebastian (seviago) | 44.01 | 92% | 2021-10-12 | 
| 24221. | rodaina (rodaina) | 44.00 | 92% | 2022-05-16 | 
| 24222. | reehan (raizulfi) | 44.00 | 92% | 2021-03-26 | 
| 24223. | SIX (six_p) | 43.99 | 98% | 2021-07-12 | 
| 24224. | Italo (italo_x) | 43.99 | 96% | 2022-03-02 | 
| 24225. | Huss (halamein) | 43.98 | 96% | 2021-09-09 | 
| 24226. | darshan (da4shano) | 43.98 | 94.5% | 2021-02-20 | 
| 24227. | ediiiii (edisonlam) | 43.97 | 97% | 2023-05-06 | 
| 24228. | prudhvi (rajking) | 43.97 | 96% | 2019-07-22 | 
| 24229. | Rifaie (nurrifaie) | 43.97 | 94% | 2020-09-12 | 
| 24230. | KnivesMan (knivesman) | 43.95 | 94% | 2023-08-29 | 
| 24231. | Aditya (aditya1024) | 43.95 | 94% | 2021-09-05 | 
| 24232. | Camilo (camilo_za) | 43.95 | 94% | 2023-02-16 | 
| 24233. | Joel (jsmitty) | 43.95 | 92.5% | 2021-02-05 | 
| 24234. | jiirrarr (jiirrarr) | 43.94 | 98% | 2020-07-07 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |