As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16536. | Wesley (tmpting) | 68.48 | 95% | 2023-07-23 |
| 16537. | asdfjkl; (jason_huh) | 68.47 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 16538. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 68.47 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 16539. | Henrik (henke121) | 68.47 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 16540. | Jason (jsntrs) | 68.46 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 16541. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 68.46 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 16542. | Hello (helloworld271828) | 68.46 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16543. | snubb123123 (werschlu) | 68.46 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
| 16544. | Filip (fdornak) | 68.46 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
| 16545. | Kevin (sharpix) | 68.46 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
| 16546. | Nicholas (atticcraft) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 16547. | zakats (zakats9) | 68.45 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 16548. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 68.45 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 16549. | Greg (joduh) | 68.44 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
| 16550. | mememiah (mememiah) | 68.44 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
| 16551. | Steven (stevn_) | 68.44 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
| 16552. | Rocky (rockyparks) | 68.43 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 16553. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 16554. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 16555. | JheMee (ayyjhey) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 16556. | Daniel (dandan337) | 68.43 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
| 16557. | Naor (naorcotev) | 68.42 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 16558. | Tymek (redstonekpl) | 68.42 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 16559. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 68.42 | 96% | 2016-03-26 |
| 16560. | Jonjwick (suckpo0p) | 68.41 | 95.7% | 2024-10-12 |
| 16561. | Relthcaw (mrtalksalot) | 68.41 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 16562. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 68.41 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 16563. | Vashista (vashista) | 68.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 16564. | Simon (xsznix2) | 68.41 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 16565. | novantix (novantix) | 68.41 | 94% | 2017-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |