The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2306. | eesahk (eesahk) | 115.51 | 97% | 2014-03-30 |
| 2307. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 115.51 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 2308. | TC (tccaetano) | 115.50 | 98% | 2012-08-07 |
| 2309. | Ninja (ninja83) | 115.50 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 2310. | bigfoot compliation (richar... | 115.49 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 2311. | bub (bubmaley) | 115.49 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 2312. | narays01 (narays01) | 115.48 | 96% | 2011-10-31 |
| 2313. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 115.47 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2314. | Robert (boostedkappa) | 115.46 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2315. | iHax (ihax) | 115.46 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 2316. | Jordan (herktough) | 115.45 | 98% | 2011-11-24 |
| 2317. | Kane (kanerhee) | 115.45 | 97% | 2011-08-10 |
| 2318. | Thien (sinchamp) | 115.43 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2319. | Howard (papertofu) | 115.42 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 2320. | HHKBest (jywh91) | 115.42 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 2321. | તોફાની કાàª... | 115.42 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 2322. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 115.41 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 2323. | (nonquit44) | 115.41 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 2324. | Otávio (stridoca) | 115.41 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 2325. | Zachary (hejukaza) | 115.40 | 99% | 2022-01-04 |
| 2326. | BORN_LOSER (someone_who_nee... | 115.40 | 99.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 2327. | Whelps (whelps) | 115.40 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 2328. | Sami (samitariq94) | 115.39 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2329. | Priscilla (simplyscience) | 115.39 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 2330. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 115.39 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2331. | Zero (0gundam) | 115.38 | 95% | 2014-06-29 |
| 2332. | Dallas (xego) | 115.38 | 98.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 2333. | Devon (devenski) | 115.38 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2334. | Dany (danypell) | 115.38 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 2335. | Eric (ek81) | 115.38 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |