I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13801. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 78.91 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 13802. | Donavan (kubecnight) | 78.91 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 13803. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 78.91 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 13804. | Warren (jawerski777) | 78.90 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13805. | neverm0r (datamagi) | 78.90 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 13806. | day (lilalfredo) | 78.90 | 96.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13807. | kadlyw (kadlyw) | 78.89 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 13808. | Eoin (eoin02) | 78.89 | 97.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 13809. | Bea (chilichanga) | 78.88 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13810. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 78.88 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 13811. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 78.88 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 13812. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 78.88 | 95% | 2022-07-28 |
| 13813. | Damiano (fullomen) | 78.88 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 13814. | a (kogamr) | 78.88 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13815. | poemich (jerkyice) | 78.88 | 96.7% | 2024-09-03 |
| 13816. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 78.88 | 99% | 2020-04-16 |
| 13817. | a (aidan2021) | 78.87 | 94% | 2021-04-05 |
| 13818. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 13819. | cfade (h1gh_voltage) | 78.87 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13820. | 0 (timswin) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 13821. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 78.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13822. | raaaaa (cra_z_ay) | 78.87 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 13823. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.87 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 13824. | Milo (plaintoast02) | 78.86 | 95.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 13825. | Minor149 (minor149) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 13826. | Flippette (flippercanoe163) | 78.86 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 13827. | Joey (jmschrum) | 78.86 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13828. | HardestCoworkerEver (hardat... | 78.85 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13829. | Patrick (patbird) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 13830. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |