So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32533. | richard (trash2zero) | 48.33 | 84% | 2012-01-28 |
| 32534. | Matan (matansel) | 48.33 | 92% | 2017-05-16 |
| 32535. | Paul Christian C. (peapaul02) | 48.32 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 32536. | Toby (antisocial) | 48.32 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 32537. | Anubhav Raj (anubhavrajjjjj... | 48.31 | 94% | 2022-12-30 |
| 32538. | User (user935) | 48.31 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 32539. | GpJay (gpjay) | 48.31 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 32540. | Carolina (mirrorball) | 48.31 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 32541. | Rhianne (cherryann) | 48.31 | 92% | 2012-11-19 |
| 32542. | Ady (adya2131) | 48.30 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 32543. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 48.30 | 91% | 2016-07-20 |
| 32544. | Shannan (sw19) | 48.30 | 93% | 2018-04-06 |
| 32545. | Sumit (sumit_patna) | 48.30 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 32546. | Yusuke (fjtysk) | 48.30 | 92% | 2011-12-23 |
| 32547. | Andre (_ndr_) | 48.30 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 32548. | Mel (frog) | 48.30 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 32549. | JOSE RAIMUNDO (billykov) | 48.29 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 32550. | robot (robotbb) | 48.29 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 32551. | Loc (nplisuit) | 48.29 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 32552. | FriendOfGod (stilllake) | 48.29 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 32553. | ferdian (feroy) | 48.29 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 32554. | sanket (sanket7) | 48.29 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 32555. | Pealoaf (pealoaf) | 48.28 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 32556. | Adam (adammomen) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 32557. | Karan (sofastkaran) | 48.28 | 89% | 2012-11-07 |
| 32558. | yassin mohamed (yassin123) | 48.27 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 32559. | Drawer (accouchement) | 48.27 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32560. | kern (wroetoshaw) | 48.27 | 93% | 2016-01-28 |
| 32561. | MD. MEHEDI (remon2124) | 48.27 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32562. | tstats[samiul1998] (samiul1... | 48.27 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |