The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9761. | Raymond (szlesh) | 89.52 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9762. | Ahmed (ahmedmostafa) | 89.52 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 9763. | Aidan (aidanb) | 89.51 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
| 9764. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 89.51 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9765. | Alexandre (aletm) | 89.51 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 9766. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 89.51 | 94% | 2015-03-06 |
| 9767. | Toots (toots) | 89.51 | 94% | 2014-07-21 |
| 9768. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 89.51 | 96% | 2013-12-22 |
| 9769. | Junior (junior94) | 89.51 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9770. | Randal (trollshotlol) | 89.50 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 9771. | Nihad (_nihad_) | 89.50 | 90% | 2011-08-09 |
| 9772. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 9773. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 89.49 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9774. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 89.49 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 9775. | Lyndon (donpuz) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 9776. | Dess (usuck) | 89.49 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 9777. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 89.48 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9778. | Scott (scottbarkman) | 89.48 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 9779. | Wade (robertswa) | 89.48 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 9780. | Jacob (crotaismean) | 89.48 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 9781. | 脆卜卜 (crispybokbok) | 89.48 | 96% | 2011-09-14 |
| 9782. | William (accugroove) | 89.48 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 9783. | Christopher (cly0896) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 9784. | Justin (xpirep) | 89.47 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9785. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 89.47 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 9786. | Anica (oica) | 89.46 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9787. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 89.46 | 99% | 2019-10-13 |
| 9788. | Ghazanfer (ghazanfer) | 89.46 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 9789. | Yawky (yawky) | 89.45 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9790. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 89.45 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |