The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8494. | Dhaka (mitumila) | 49.92 | 94% | 2013-06-10 |
| 8495. | vliv (hyte) | 49.92 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| 8496. | Kin (kinleong) | 49.92 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8497. | Roshan (rokrish18) | 49.92 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 8498. | dadacin (dadacin) | 49.92 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8499. | Ammay (ammay) | 49.92 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 8500. | Vivek (vivek_kumar) | 49.92 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 8501. | Daniel (dan206) | 49.92 | 95% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8502. | Nathan (nwahba000) | 49.91 | 90% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8503. | Valerio (onekey) | 49.91 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8504. | Pawel (el3ctron) | 49.91 | 95% | 2023-04-20 |
| 8505. | Ares (ripkop) | 49.91 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 8506. | Ken (iken) | 49.90 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 8507. | MorokkoJIN (morokko) | 49.90 | 89% | 2016-05-05 |
| 8508. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 49.90 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 8509. | Matti (mattiast) | 49.90 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 8510. | James (jaimenumero1) | 49.89 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8511. | Tursunali (ali_khan) | 49.89 | 95% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8512. | ky (398326924) | 49.89 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| 8513. | Rob (robebeling2) | 49.89 | 95% | 2012-05-14 |
| 8514. | Willien (willien) | 49.89 | 94% | 2011-11-25 |
| 8515. | GotNoType (gotnotype) | 49.88 | 88% | 2016-01-19 |
| 8516. | Lorena (loreleyireth) | 49.88 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 8517. | Regular Plumbus (oldplumbus) | 49.88 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 8518. | Manish (manishindia) | 49.87 | 95% | 2014-12-09 |
| 8519. | Jason (bulldog21) | 49.87 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 8520. | Piyush (pius_88) | 49.87 | 93% | 2011-10-20 |
| 8521. | Delilah (delilah) | 49.86 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 8522. | Hải (haile6302) | 49.86 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
| 8523. | Utkarsh (utkarsh3173) | 49.86 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |