As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9885. | Snow (snowinskii) | 83.26 | 99% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9886. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 83.26 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 9887. | Fowlron (fowlron) | 83.26 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 9888. | Sherzat (sherzat3) | 83.26 | 92% | 2015-10-18 |
| 9889. | Nick (saumera) | 83.26 | 97% | 2015-11-19 |
| 9890. | Roger (rogergnay) | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9891. | Aishiteru (daedalus__) | 83.25 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9892. | Yali (yalib) | 83.25 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9893. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 83.25 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 9894. | Ali (turab) | 83.25 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 9895. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 83.25 | 92% | 2017-05-29 |
| 9896. | Haiman (h41man_01) | 83.24 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9897. | kentlim (lsk133) | 83.24 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
| 9898. | jun (jun0sck) | 83.24 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9899. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 83.24 | 96% | 2015-10-24 |
| 9900. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 83.24 | 98% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9901. | RoaringPolar (roaringpolar2) | 83.23 | 96% | 2023-11-30 |
| 9902. | Rustam (rustam687) | 83.23 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 9903. | Ricardo (poiupoiuuiopuiop) | 83.23 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9904. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 83.23 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9905. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 83.22 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 9906. | ALED (elassyo) | 83.22 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 9907. | muhged (muhged) | 83.22 | 97% | 2024-05-07 |
| 9908. | Pasang (irex124) | 83.22 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 9909. | nyatto (hhu94) | 83.22 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
| 9910. | Ae (aezharhu) | 83.21 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
| 9911. | typinggawd (brandon934) | 83.21 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9912. | Gokul (_envy_) | 83.21 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 9913. | Macguir (macguir) | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9914. | chette (erichette) | 83.21 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |