And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17806. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 82.97 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
| 17807. | Teodor (teo417) | 82.97 | 96% | 2013-11-28 |
| 17808. | brad (irmonkey) | 82.97 | 94% | 2015-02-18 |
| 17809. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 82.97 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 17810. | Thanapat (lokid) | 82.97 | 94% | 2013-04-01 |
| 17811. | Michael (pal4569) | 82.96 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17812. | Jake (jmp2814) | 82.96 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 17813. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 17814. | Donovan (jetpyro) | 82.96 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17815. | Serge (sergewasd) | 82.96 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 17816. | MK (mkmeister1) | 82.95 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| 17817. | Serial (serial_typer) | 82.95 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 17818. | Anhad (freeflowfive) | 82.95 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
| 17819. | Banana (somaliancouch) | 82.95 | 94.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 17820. | OldMcFarlane (oldmcfarlane) | 82.95 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 17821. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 82.95 | 94% | 2013-09-23 |
| 17822. | Julle (aikarauta) | 82.94 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 17823. | Austin (gauby92) | 82.94 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
| 17824. | GeluAnimus (geluanimus) | 82.94 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 17825. | Drew (dr3w) | 82.94 | 92% | 2012-02-28 |
| 17826. | Amelia (amelia03) | 82.94 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 17827. | Claire (claire_) | 82.94 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 17828. | r (rmaxc) | 82.94 | 88% | 2014-11-19 |
| 17829. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 82.94 | 98% | 2015-12-18 |
| 17830. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 82.94 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 17831. | Control (controlpanel) | 82.94 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 17832. | Trent (trentjones21) | 82.93 | 96% | 2012-11-20 |
| 17833. | Abdul (abdul_qadir) | 82.93 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 17834. | Simon (siarnt) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 17835. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 82.93 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |