The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26286. | Goya (goyalife) | 67.26 | 94% | 2023-12-21 |
| 26287. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 67.26 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 26288. | Shogun Matt (likeablefan1294) | 67.26 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 26289. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 67.26 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 26290. | qianzhou (qianzhou) | 67.25 | 97% | 2025-04-21 |
| 26291. | Derek (dereklee0310) | 67.25 | 97.5% | 2024-10-17 |
| 26292. | Vardhan Bijinepalli (varbiji) | 67.25 | 96% | 2024-08-01 |
| 26293. | madison (junelawnchaired) | 67.25 | 94% | 2014-08-11 |
| 26294. | sway (sway22) | 67.25 | 96.3% | 2025-01-29 |
| 26295. | HYYH (hyyh_yf) | 67.25 | 96.5% | 2023-12-20 |
| 26296. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 67.25 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 26297. | Simon (hsimon) | 67.25 | 95% | 2024-02-01 |
| 26298. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 67.25 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 26299. | markapod (markapod) | 67.25 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 26300. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 67.25 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 26301. | Huỳnh Minh Hướng (huon... | 67.25 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 26302. | karim (karimadel) | 67.24 | 97.4% | 2024-04-09 |
| 26303. | niztopia (niztopia) | 67.24 | 95% | 2024-06-15 |
| 26304. | Edvin (edvin12019) | 67.24 | 94% | 2019-07-07 |
| 26305. | LogicBS (logicbs) | 67.24 | 97.4% | 2024-03-21 |
| 26306. | John (rlawldjs) | 67.24 | 98% | 2024-07-29 |
| 26307. | Abdul Hannan (detective_ahg) | 67.24 | 97.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 26308. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 67.24 | 96.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 26309. | A Smokin' (alucardx) | 67.24 | 86% | 2015-08-28 |
| 26310. | Toots (toots) | 67.24 | 87% | 2014-06-20 |
| 26311. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 67.23 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 26312. | Bulbaman (bulbamaneu) | 67.23 | 98.1% | 2025-01-08 |
| 26313. | Hamid (hamid_21) | 67.23 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 26314. | Jakov (juher) | 67.23 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 26315. | aaaaa (mappymappyraw) | 67.23 | 95.3% | 2024-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |