The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1951. | Liz (easwans) | 88.88 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 1952. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 88.88 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1953. | Tull (torfindel) | 88.86 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1954. | Darko (darkec) | 88.85 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1955. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1956. | Jake (avytrius) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1957. | Jan (elapid) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 1958. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 88.83 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1959. | kent (zxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdf... | 88.82 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1960. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 88.81 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1961. | Amit (amit_839) | 88.80 | 99% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1962. | Daniel (jansson) | 88.79 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1963. | Troy (teeroy) | 88.78 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 1964. | Wandal (wandal) | 88.78 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1965. | Abizer (abizern) | 88.74 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1966. | Sean (venomx78410) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1967. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 88.72 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 1968. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 88.72 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1969. | ☼Nikola☼ (5crownik007) | 88.72 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1970. | Jordan (schmickley) | 88.68 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1971. | Meyers (mastermeyers) | 88.66 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1972. | Jay (ultea) | 88.65 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 1973. | Ishak (isholini) | 88.64 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1974. | Austin (aberry1995) | 88.63 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1975. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 88.62 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1976. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 88.62 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1977. | Stampe (disiple009) | 88.61 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1978. | Elijah (akagila) | 88.59 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1979. | Kevin (kjax) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1980. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |