The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21752. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 69.43 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 21753. | Trang (sara_kitten1993) | 69.43 | 91% | 2012-02-16 |
| 21754. | Puneet (puneet28) | 69.43 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 21755. | Nguyen (hvitual) | 69.43 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 21756. | mangoe_colemak (makdyf) | 69.42 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 21757. | Jesus (jesus420) | 69.42 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 21758. | Jolo (jpn003) | 69.42 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 21759. | nichy (fartmanofthewest) | 69.42 | 92% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21760. | benny (benefactor) | 69.42 | 98% | 2012-01-20 |
| 21761. | Ritchie (rcai) | 69.42 | 96% | 2011-06-28 |
| 21762. | Brendan (btbens) | 69.42 | 94% | 2014-08-03 |
| 21763. | Elyas (cpp_native) | 69.41 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 21764. | Brandon (brandontvan) | 69.41 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 21765. | Himanshu (himanshupander) | 69.41 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 21766. | Ariq (ariqarman) | 69.41 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 21767. | Zaira (zaira77) | 69.41 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| 21768. | Jonas (jonas311) | 69.40 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 21769. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 69.40 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 21770. | tapos (mykdspyk) | 69.40 | 91% | 2012-02-20 |
| 21771. | JJ (snyderator) | 69.40 | 93% | 2012-05-16 |
| 21772. | Steven (mindblast3r) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-05-03 |
| 21773. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 69.40 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 21774. | Do (dekul1205) | 69.39 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 21775. | Robin (nastysnatch) | 69.39 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 21776. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 69.39 | 93% | 2012-04-01 |
| 21777. | plankrun (plankrun) | 69.39 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 21778. | Cindy (cindysummer) | 69.39 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 21779. | James (irishaggie) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 21780. | do (donhankiet) | 69.39 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21781. | Sunil (chipu) | 69.38 | 94% | 2014-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |