I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8064. | M (virgofenix) | 91.23 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8065. | Julia (juliaoh) | 91.23 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 8066. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 91.23 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8067. | Morgan (mdj98) | 91.22 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 8068. | Joe (jjcantab) | 91.22 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 8069. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 91.22 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 8070. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 8071. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 91.21 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8072. | Serenity (wilfredmiron) | 91.20 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8073. | harry (jauaj) | 91.20 | 97.3% | 2024-12-26 |
| 8074. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 91.20 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8075. | Altair (aimenov) | 91.20 | 98% | 2023-11-29 |
| 8076. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 91.20 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 8077. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 91.20 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 8078. | Kenny (kctr) | 91.19 | 97% | 2025-03-15 |
| 8079. | rylzu (rylzu) | 91.19 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 8080. | Banana (banankake) | 91.18 | 96.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8081. | Jojo (thechadster) | 91.18 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 8082. | Jashua (stelless) | 91.18 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8083. | タイ (dtinth) | 91.18 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8084. | Typing accurately... (rkvc) | 91.18 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| 8085. | Ryan (sublimewarlock) | 91.17 | 96% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8086. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 91.17 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 8087. | Josh (jubwub) | 91.16 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 8088. | Someone (dipity) | 91.15 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 8089. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 91.15 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8090. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 91.15 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 8091. | yayeet (repmal) | 91.15 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 8092. | JJ (ervq24) | 91.14 | 98.3% | 2023-05-31 |
| 8093. | Vlad (vladdycrz) | 91.14 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |