In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 406. | qucker (qucker123) | 98.39 | 100% | 2020-03-04 |
| 407. | Mark (trang88) | 98.37 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 408. | Laura (laura_palmer) | 98.32 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 409. | [][][][] (atomskk) | 98.30 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 410. | Fish (fish753) | 98.29 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 411. | Jacob (shrimploin) | 98.28 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 412. | David (zzandland) | 98.28 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 413. | Gavin (gavinhardison) | 98.21 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 414. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 98.17 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 415. | David (am4sian) | 98.16 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| 416. | chang (chang1) | 98.15 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 417. | Meoau (meoau) | 98.15 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 418. | Sonny (cryoticcommander) | 98.10 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 419. | Aaron (lowea) | 98.09 | 100% | 2020-03-24 |
| 420. | A (antykingfish2) | 98.09 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 421. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 98.06 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 422. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 98.05 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
| 423. | nmyo (nmyo) | 98.03 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 424. | zoger (blade8227) | 98.01 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 425. | Douglas (ossmando) | 97.92 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 426. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 97.88 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 427. | jivanf (jivan108) | 97.87 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 428. | Mads (pythonmilk) | 97.81 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 429. | tbodt (tbodt) | 97.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 430. | Mikey (miket349) | 97.78 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 431. | sawyer (tdsg) | 97.75 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 432. | Alfredo 🎉 (zalfredo) | 97.75 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 433. | The (speed0meter) | 97.72 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 434. | dead (karovin) | 97.53 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 435. | Calvin (caalvin) | 97.51 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |