As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9703. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 84.39 | 96.8% | 2024-11-27 |
| 9704. | Brohath (zevo100) | 84.39 | 98.2% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9705. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 84.39 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9706. | Nara (nara_nara) | 84.39 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9707. | Dre (dredog17) | 84.39 | 95% | 2023-01-22 |
| 9708. | Teddy (wazazaby) | 84.39 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 9709. | Suyang (rose_flower) | 84.39 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 9710. | WHATAREYOULOOKINGAT (98sfg9... | 84.38 | 97.4% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9711. | Maria (ladymariag) | 84.37 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9712. | penrose (penrosecat) | 84.37 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 9713. | aaaaa (tennis222) | 84.37 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 9714. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 84.37 | 97.3% | 2024-01-12 |
| 9715. | backtozero (knuckledoritos) | 84.37 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 9716. | Christian (xtianz459) | 84.37 | 94% | 2015-04-17 |
| 9717. | Daf (dafpogi2) | 84.36 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9718. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 84.36 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 9719. | Sambhav (sam_b_hav) | 84.35 | 97% | 2024-11-14 |
| 9720. | Hamada (hamadasalhab) | 84.35 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 9721. | Woogy (woogy187) | 84.35 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9722. | Jason (cookja2000) | 84.35 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 9723. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 84.35 | 97.8% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9724. | lele (esaiy) | 84.35 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9725. | bighugemonkey (bighugemonkey) | 84.34 | 97.6% | 2025-01-14 |
| 9726. | Nohin (nohin) | 84.34 | 96.9% | 2023-12-31 |
| 9727. | L (ynajd) | 84.34 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 9728. | darth (vadercoder) | 84.34 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 9729. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 84.34 | 97% | 2015-06-07 |
| 9730. | powd3r (powd3r) | 84.33 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
| 9731. | lolitsgow (lolitsgow) | 84.33 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9732. | anssi (dondo1337) | 84.33 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |