So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16709. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 73.70 | 90% | 2016-10-20 |
| 16710. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 73.70 | 95% | 2013-07-04 |
| 16711. | Zupery (zupery) | 73.69 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16712. | Z. (zazz4) | 73.69 | 92% | 2013-12-18 |
| 16713. | bruhhhelpla (bruhhhelpla) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16714. | rmholz (aremholz) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-05-15 |
| 16715. | Maximilian (millczarr) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 16716. | David (0rozebladez0) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16717. | Said (said003) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 16718. | Daniel (ssj4nightwing) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 16719. | Sarah (sarah_jane) | 73.69 | 94% | 2014-06-02 |
| 16720. | Saurus (saurus) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 16721. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 73.69 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16722. | ARGO (martinhadadream) | 73.69 | 95% | 2014-04-09 |
| 16723. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-03-03 |
| 16724. | arya (aryasatheesh) | 73.69 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 16725. | ryan (ripley6961) | 73.68 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 16726. | Nikola (shporet) | 73.68 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 16727. | joy (jyyjng) | 73.68 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 16728. | Wim (iverb) | 73.68 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 16729. | Shrox (shrox) | 73.68 | 95% | 2017-06-16 |
| 16730. | Victor (vvega) | 73.68 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 16731. | Emre (jonstewart) | 73.68 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 16732. | Kristin (thompsonk) | 73.68 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 16733. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 73.68 | 90% | 2017-05-11 |
| 16734. | Nathaniel (nlwarrior) | 73.67 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 16735. | Matthew (rush_a) | 73.67 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 16736. | Regan (regaxion) | 73.67 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
| 16737. | Eduard (k3u03) | 73.67 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 16738. | Tayfun (tadakoglu) | 73.67 | 93% | 2012-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |