So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14017. | pieter (piere129) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 14018. | Oz (ozwaldington) | 78.24 | 91% | 2015-01-06 |
| 14019. | dave (davedavedave) | 78.24 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 14020. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 78.23 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 14021. | Sean (sebby_man) | 78.23 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 14022. | m (mk_gm1) | 78.23 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 14023. | Jack (jackhftang) | 78.23 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| 14024. | velosofy (velosofy) | 78.22 | 89% | 2014-03-01 |
| 14025. | Kimmer (kimmerr) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14026. | Mariana Di (marianadi) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 14027. | June (yannialshoufi) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14028. | Jo (spahgetti) | 78.22 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 14029. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14030. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 78.22 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14031. | Al (alxm) | 78.22 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 14032. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 78.22 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
| 14033. | Can't (canitypeatall) | 78.21 | 96.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 14034. | Isaac (isjfw) | 78.21 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 14035. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 78.21 | 85% | 2015-05-16 |
| 14036. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 78.21 | 89% | 2016-08-11 |
| 14037. | Brandon (draikuo) | 78.20 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 14038. | Gabe (gbrownie22) | 78.20 | 96.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 14039. | brian (racerepyt123) | 78.20 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 14040. | no (archerypro459) | 78.20 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 14041. | Balazs (blazehills) | 78.20 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 14042. | Jonathan (spiddypoorson) | 78.20 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 14043. | syed (nayaz) | 78.20 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 14044. | Akela (akela123) | 78.20 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 14045. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14046. | Swag (adobekobe) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |