So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23746. | Jure (gnortss) | 62.65 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 23747. | Anneke (annekesl) | 62.65 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 23748. | Jaimher (jaimher) | 62.64 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 23749. | Sticky (sticky1) | 62.64 | 89% | 2017-01-20 |
| 23750. | thanh (thanhmamce) | 62.64 | 96% | 2011-06-03 |
| 23751. | Hector (datafli) | 62.63 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 23752. | kishan (boksi) | 62.63 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 23753. | Glufius (glufius) | 62.63 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| 23754. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 62.63 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 23755. | AHSAN (ahsanali4) | 62.62 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 23756. | Moss (emmarie713) | 62.62 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23757. | JaBoL (jabol) | 62.62 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 23758. | Hovari (hovari) | 62.62 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 23759. | Azam (mazam216) | 62.62 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 23760. | carl ashlee (kael99) | 62.62 | 93% | 2012-01-25 |
| 23761. | Gus (typed0g) | 62.62 | 95% | 2014-05-26 |
| 23762. | Trigga (globgod) | 62.61 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 23763. | Dionne (dionnegun) | 62.61 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 23764. | Joshua (riddleman2000) | 62.61 | 95% | 2019-01-06 |
| 23765. | Jake (gooserman) | 62.61 | 94% | 2021-08-03 |
| 23766. | HowToTypin9 (supergodnes) | 62.61 | 94% | 2021-10-18 |
| 23767. | rohit (rohit_maurya) | 62.61 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 23768. | Eagle (eag1e) | 62.61 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 23769. | Baws (zelvix) | 62.61 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 23770. | Kevin (jagulep) | 62.61 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
| 23771. | Robert (erich42791) | 62.60 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 23772. | Bee (berinth) | 62.60 | 97% | 2014-02-06 |
| 23773. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 62.60 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 23774. | Leo (ottiy0l0r04l) | 62.60 | 95% | 2020-03-13 |
| 23775. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 62.60 | 87% | 2016-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |