The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4292. | Speed (catchup) | 58.15 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 4293. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 58.15 | 93% | 2011-12-14 |
| 4294. | Chaos (chaos1k) | 58.14 | 94% | 2019-06-29 |
| 4295. | Yurth (yurth) | 58.14 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 4296. | Keith (keith_qwerty) | 58.14 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 4297. | Jose Ruel (braveheart143) | 58.14 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 4298. | louie (v1ruzz009) | 58.14 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 4299. | hien (minhhien177) | 58.14 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 4300. | Julie (ijubu) | 58.14 | 98% | 2012-05-27 |
| 4301. | Marco (mavcunha) | 58.13 | 96% | 2012-07-11 |
| 4302. | neec (neec) | 58.13 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 4303. | Karl (xillionpro) | 58.13 | 96% | 2011-12-09 |
| 4304. | Youssef (ussef) | 58.13 | 94% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4305. | Ba (baanh172) | 58.13 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 4306. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 58.13 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 4307. | Nelu (neluspaima) | 58.13 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 4308. | ricky (rickysingh) | 58.12 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 4309. | 😷 (ashraaf_k) | 58.12 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4310. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 58.12 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 4311. | Imak (nimbo) | 58.11 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 4312. | awl (a84784480) | 58.11 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 4313. | Tolu (epictolu) | 58.10 | 95% | 2012-07-08 |
| 4314. | Davin (davinz) | 58.10 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 4315. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 58.10 | 92% | 2017-01-07 |
| 4316. | Eayk (eayk) | 58.10 | 91% | 2016-04-03 |
| 4317. | vikas (vikasw) | 58.10 | 93% | 2015-08-21 |
| 4318. | Todd (mrswalin) | 58.10 | 98% | 2013-02-07 |
| 4319. | Ricky (r1c58055) | 58.09 | 99% | 2012-03-12 |
| 4320. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 58.09 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 4321. | Theo (puffyer) | 58.08 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |