The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24204. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 65.60 | 94% | 2023-07-09 |
| 24205. | Che (cherry3330) | 65.60 | 94% | 2013-04-06 |
| 24206. | Josh (joshgomeez) | 65.60 | 87% | 2016-12-01 |
| 24207. | Mohammed (mohammed1_be) | 65.60 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 24208. | Eliana (eliana47) | 65.60 | 96% | 2016-01-03 |
| 24209. | G! (shoryuken) | 65.60 | 96% | 2014-11-12 |
| 24210. | Rino (rino_gitu_loh) | 65.60 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 24211. | gotobedat4am (gotobedat4am) | 65.59 | 94% | 2023-04-19 |
| 24212. | Perry (winterzero) | 65.59 | 99% | 2014-05-01 |
| 24213. | Fatih (filthyadcmain) | 65.59 | 88% | 2016-11-03 |
| 24214. | ScocoPope (scocopal) | 65.59 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 24215. | विघ्नेश (no_l... | 65.59 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 24216. | ha (jerryhaha) | 65.59 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 24217. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 65.59 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 24218. | 1337 (dotnet) | 65.59 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 24219. | Brock (k0gu) | 65.59 | 94% | 2017-12-16 |
| 24220. | Zen (zunn) | 65.58 | 91% | 2014-03-22 |
| 24221. | Ricky (ricky_singh) | 65.58 | 95% | 2015-02-11 |
| 24222. | Linge (dailinge) | 65.58 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 24223. | Boss (bigmeech11) | 65.58 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 24224. | arya (aryasatheesh) | 65.58 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 24225. | Tyler (tyler1234567891011) | 65.57 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| 24226. | Yan (electroyan) | 65.57 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 24227. | Javad (soorena776) | 65.56 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 24228. | Amit (amit__123) | 65.56 | 95.7% | 2023-10-01 |
| 24229. | Anson (bluelightning2018) | 65.56 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 24230. | Bunna (skykid) | 65.56 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 24231. | __tempter (__tempter) | 65.55 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 24232. | asdfh (dz910152) | 65.55 | 96.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 24233. | Brendan (redsoxrager) | 65.55 | 92% | 2014-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |