As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20294. | Usman (grim_09) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
20295. | laurent (ajgad) | 60.69 | 94% | 2015-04-03 |
20296. | Mr. (doomfire) | 60.69 | 90% | 2015-12-24 |
20297. | JOJ (not2gud) | 60.68 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
20298. | Novus (novus_203) | 60.67 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
20299. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 60.67 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
20300. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 60.67 | 94% | 2015-05-20 |
20301. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 60.67 | 90% | 2015-08-28 |
20302. | Polar (polar_6275) | 60.66 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
20303. | Merey (abdu_m) | 60.66 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
20304. | Kameron (kamray22) | 60.66 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
20305. | DunDun (dundunbread) | 60.65 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
20306. | Saket (saketraj) | 60.65 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
20307. | Krushna (krush111878) | 60.65 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
20308. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 60.65 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
20309. | Blank (sydale) | 60.65 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
20310. | Haseeb (haseeb_fa) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
20311. | ricky (ricky_saurav) | 60.64 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
20312. | Osian (osian) | 60.64 | 94.2% | 2021-02-11 |
20313. | Ivan (elessarbre) | 60.64 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
20314. | David (dave1188) | 60.64 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
20315. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 60.64 | 97% | 2016-11-09 |
20316. | Buba Dorj (dbuba99) | 60.63 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
20317. | Maddie (maddietessier) | 60.63 | 96.9% | 2024-02-17 |
20318. | AK (thechalktopus) | 60.63 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
20319. | Lucas (yzl427) | 60.63 | 89% | 2016-07-19 |
20320. | Jon (jonjcp) | 60.62 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
20321. | Ingo (ingipingi12) | 60.62 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
20322. | Nangi (nangi) | 60.62 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
20323. | Fray (frayazu) | 60.62 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |