I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11530. | lowes (lowez) | 83.09 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
| 11531. | SomeHowUniqueGuy (somehowun... | 83.09 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 11532. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 83.09 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11533. | Please use an appropriate n... | 83.08 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11534. | Quintino (quintino123) | 83.08 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11535. | NicoNico (kevin192005) | 83.08 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 11536. | Brandon (kirbyfan107) | 83.08 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| 11537. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.08 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 11538. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 83.07 | 96.2% | 2023-09-19 |
| 11539. | Bone (bonepriest) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11540. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.07 | 91% | 2015-11-20 |
| 11541. | Enrique (i0verflow) | 83.06 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 11542. | Sinyr (sinyrd) | 83.06 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11543. | Halalbanian (halalbanian) | 83.06 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11544. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 83.06 | 97.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 11545. | Tom (combsto) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 11546. | tady (tadyen) | 83.05 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 11547. | Volxage (volxage) | 83.05 | 96.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11548. | Weewoo (owenhtan19) | 83.05 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 11549. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 83.05 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 11550. | Fedoramir (fedoramir) | 83.05 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11551. | Rui (adranos) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 11552. | Ricel (ricel) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-01-08 |
| 11553. | Audrey (catholicguilt) | 83.04 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11554. | Albert (hsabove) | 83.04 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11555. | coolmans250 (coolmans250) | 83.03 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11556. | Niko Zhang (neko23) | 83.03 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 11557. | mooth (sooruva) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11558. | Lazer (lazerfighter) | 83.03 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11559. | Marcel (nerias) | 83.03 | 95% | 2016-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |