So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15128. | TypeWriter (soysauceftw) | 76.36 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 15129. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 15130. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 76.36 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 15131. | Sammy (smedina) | 76.36 | 95% | 2011-09-22 |
| 15132. | Erik (glitch) | 76.36 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 15133. | Gail (gailrickman@yahoo.com) | 76.36 | 99% | 2015-03-03 |
| 15134. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 76.36 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 15135. | Julle (aikarauta) | 76.35 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 15136. | Chris (chrisnob) | 76.35 | 95% | 2020-07-31 |
| 15137. | Dan (danmoople) | 76.35 | 86% | 2016-09-18 |
| 15138. | Manish (manishrishiraj) | 76.35 | 97% | 2012-02-02 |
| 15139. | Glen (mclaren1988) | 76.35 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 15140. | tasnim (beowulf) | 76.35 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 15141. | Tacos! (ihearttacos) | 76.34 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 15142. | Tom (tomrademaker1414) | 76.33 | 95% | 2011-11-21 |
| 15143. | Islam (islam_taha) | 76.33 | 98% | 2014-09-30 |
| 15144. | Angela (angcortez) | 76.32 | 92% | 2012-01-22 |
| 15145. | Huang (nvnqsr) | 76.32 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 15146. | Renato (riccieri) | 76.32 | 97% | 2012-11-15 |
| 15147. | Bob (bobstab) | 76.31 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 15148. | Triet (01202499106) | 76.31 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 15149. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 15150. | (a12456) | 76.31 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 15151. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 76.30 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 15152. | Zach (guitar_19_1992) | 76.30 | 95% | 2012-01-23 |
| 15153. | Adem (euphorichardstyle) | 76.30 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 15154. | DontBother (mehzzzz) | 76.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15155. | Lulu (def__init__) | 76.30 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 15156. | cod1r (cod1r) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15157. | Joel (jstainer) | 76.30 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |