The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25999. | Deezturtles21 (deezturtles21) | 68.24 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 26000. | furci (furci) | 68.24 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 26001. | hastur233 (hastur233) | 68.24 | 97.2% | 2025-05-05 |
| 26002. | Dino (vixikitti) | 68.24 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 26003. | SP (sp1618) | 68.24 | 97.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 26004. | 9thcalzone (10thcalzone) | 68.24 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 26005. | Nhung (nhungnhyt) | 68.24 | 95% | 2011-08-04 |
| 26006. | Mohammed (ramzan12345) | 68.24 | 97.8% | 2024-03-29 |
| 26007. | Dimitris (dimpo) | 68.24 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 26008. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 68.24 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 26009. | JackbroDaeGamer (jackbrothe... | 68.24 | 94% | 2022-07-05 |
| 26010. | Yanyan (yunntharnx) | 68.24 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 26011. | Keijo (kopteriveijari) | 68.24 | 94% | 2015-10-05 |
| 26012. | J. Lawrence (jameslb) | 68.24 | 95% | 2014-03-20 |
| 26013. | Tim (timlara) | 68.24 | 91% | 2011-10-11 |
| 26014. | oli (olijuice) | 68.24 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 26015. | Sky (skydoesfor) | 68.23 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 26016. | Mynga (mynga_2) | 68.23 | 96.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 26017. | Denis (denispat123) | 68.23 | 97% | 2024-07-01 |
| 26018. | J (rhino22) | 68.23 | 97% | 2024-01-20 |
| 26019. | Chris (chrisww) | 68.23 | 97.3% | 2023-11-19 |
| 26020. | Aryan (rocket2206) | 68.23 | 97.4% | 2024-03-28 |
| 26021. | Sean (thesirpotato) | 68.23 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 26022. | Jeremy (jer24) | 68.23 | 96% | 2015-10-13 |
| 26023. | Monkey (monkey_sama) | 68.23 | 94% | 2011-08-02 |
| 26024. | Brandy (bmbarte) | 68.23 | 97% | 2014-08-26 |
| 26025. | hycinth (laurinkone) | 68.23 | 91% | 2013-11-09 |
| 26026. | naaner (naaner) | 68.23 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 26027. | boss (bosssss) | 68.23 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
| 26028. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 68.23 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |