So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13753. | John (vkts) | 78.42 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13754. | Robert (privateer) | 78.42 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
| 13755. | Adam (borasz) | 78.42 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13756. | Kaj (kajvdh) | 78.41 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
| 13757. | clarence (zerogly) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 13758. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13759. | Jeff (charsapoo) | 78.40 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 13760. | THE_ONE (wejdan_23) | 78.39 | 95.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 13761. | Steeny (divastin) | 78.39 | 91% | 2014-10-27 |
| 13762. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 78.39 | 95% | 2022-04-04 |
| 13763. | Tim (jackychan564) | 78.39 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 13764. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 78.39 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 13765. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 78.39 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 13766. | PARAG (parroye) | 78.39 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 13767. | Han (mozes) | 78.39 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 13768. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 78.39 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
| 13769. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13770. | Thuan (cloud9) | 78.38 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 13771. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13772. | Bob (bobderbauer) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13773. | Kukk (knightpikachu) | 78.38 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 13774. | Ide (reyybruh) | 78.38 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13775. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 78.38 | 97.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13776. | John (shadosavage) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-12-31 |
| 13777. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 78.37 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13778. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.37 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13779. | Benay (benay127) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 13780. | Martin (kompik) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 13781. | Peter (perokema) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-02-23 |
| 13782. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 78.36 | 94% | 2021-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |