Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9366. | susto (susto) | 87.21 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| 9367. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 87.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9368. | Slow (itype0wpm) | 87.20 | 98.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9369. | fiona (school_bus) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 9370. | macdja38 (macdja38) | 87.20 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 9371. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 87.19 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 9372. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 87.19 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 9373. | CraZe (imnotcraze) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9374. | Sammy (toucht) | 87.19 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 9375. | Kevin (slasherkev) | 87.18 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 9376. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 87.18 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 9377. | C (tenac1ty) | 87.17 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 9378. | Anders (andersg1) | 87.17 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9379. | Noah (nesharps) | 87.17 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 9380. | Jeff (triaminic) | 87.17 | 93% | 2013-10-13 |
| 9381. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 87.17 | 96% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9382. | Jeff (rewkakashka) | 87.16 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 9383. | Pie (pie4) | 87.16 | 96% | 2014-05-24 |
| 9384. | @dio.tiberius (jonez52) | 87.16 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 9385. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 87.16 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 9386. | Zoe (neens) | 87.15 | 95% | 2013-07-25 |
| 9387. | Jeffrey (jeffrey_chen99) | 87.15 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 9388. | Olaf (olaf_surgut) | 87.15 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9389. | i'm slow (buy_me_a_keeb) | 87.15 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9390. | E (xhye) | 87.15 | 96% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9391. | justin (imbigman) | 87.14 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 9392. | MelonJuice (melonthenoob) | 87.14 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9393. | Buruburu (buruburu) | 87.14 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 9394. | a (pasta3) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9395. | Young (youngson) | 87.14 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |