I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16937. | George (gtsop) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 16938. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 72.30 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 16939. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 72.30 | 96% | 2013-07-31 |
| 16940. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 72.30 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 16941. | Hank (the_837) | 72.29 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 16942. | MartÃn (albugineo) | 72.29 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 16943. | Dux (duxviii) | 72.29 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 16944. | Joseph (_hpesoj) | 72.29 | 96.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16945. | uzi (r3yna) | 72.29 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 16946. | Gian (gian) | 72.29 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 16947. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 72.29 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 16948. | Michael (aeonlight) | 72.29 | 92% | 2012-07-10 |
| 16949. | J (jellyfiszh) | 72.28 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16950. | christo (christo_) | 72.28 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 16951. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 72.28 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 16952. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 72.28 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
| 16953. | Hari (haribhaskar7) | 72.27 | 92% | 2014-07-19 |
| 16954. | Jeffrey (jeffreytht) | 72.27 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 16955. | pP poopoo (red_five) | 72.27 | 95% | 2022-09-08 |
| 16956. | Reverse. (reversed) | 72.27 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 16957. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 72.27 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 16958. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 72.27 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 16959. | Brian (brianxq3) | 72.26 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 16960. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 72.26 | 99% | 2022-09-30 |
| 16961. | jay (jay_rock) | 72.26 | 94% | 2013-08-20 |
| 16962. | Mark (phuture) | 72.26 | 83% | 2016-04-07 |
| 16963. | police (vodoi) | 72.26 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 16964. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 72.25 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16965. | Alejandro (transferable) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 16966. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |