So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31223. | Fabio (killerfabivs) | 47.97 | 94% | 2012-05-17 |
31224. | Danielle (danielle26) | 47.97 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
31225. | Syrgak (syrgak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
31226. | Kauã (fernandes10) | 47.96 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
31227. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
31228. | evil (evilreturn) | 47.96 | 89% | 2013-08-02 |
31229. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 47.96 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
31230. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 47.96 | 92% | 2013-04-15 |
31231. | John (daydreamerjohn) | 47.96 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
31232. | tstats[rahugg_] (rahugg_) | 47.95 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
31233. | Muhammad Galih (jarotgemink) | 47.94 | 92% | 2023-09-04 |
31234. | panda (gloriouspanda) | 47.94 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
31235. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 47.93 | 92% | 2021-07-02 |
31236. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 47.93 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
31237. | Alexis (incmach) | 47.93 | — | 2008-08-30 |
31238. | fname (jodeapple) | 47.93 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
31239. | Pórem (minipoloalex) | 47.92 | 93% | 2018-02-04 |
31240. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 47.92 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
31241. | khadijah (khadijah) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-24 |
31242. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 47.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
31243. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 47.91 | — | 2009-09-08 |
31244. | Dominic (unimog) | 47.91 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
31245. | Alex (therapy) | 47.91 | — | 2008-12-03 |
31246. | yoyo (i0y0) | 47.91 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
31247. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 47.90 | 84% | 2012-08-23 |
31248. | Ghribi (kaspersaif) | 47.90 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
31249. | denys (denisoh) | 47.89 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
31250. | slobo (slobo55) | 47.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
31251. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.89 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
31252. | CptnAzk (cptnazk) | 47.89 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |