The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11629. | Boris (kuroboro) | 43.83 | 87% | 2017-02-19 |
| 11630. | Chi (bunbo) | 43.83 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 11631. | Jervie (jessaremeticado) | 43.83 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 11632. | bolang (lusygenius) | 43.82 | 95% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11633. | Sayan Roy (roy3) | 43.82 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11634. | Sudo (sudo1) | 43.81 | 94% | 2023-10-29 |
| 11635. | . (keelanlambert) | 43.81 | 90% | 2015-06-01 |
| 11636. | sagar (sagar6) | 43.81 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 11637. | Tomasz (elpero) | 43.80 | 87% | 2015-03-29 |
| 11638. | Do (tai230) | 43.80 | 91% | 2013-10-03 |
| 11639. | mistbk (mistbk) | 43.80 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 11640. | hasen dje (hasendje) | 43.80 | 95.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 11641. | Akshay (akkisk544) | 43.80 | 95% | 2016-11-19 |
| 11642. | Akram (akrammiru) | 43.80 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 11643. | Don (odonjeque) | 43.79 | 94% | 2021-07-10 |
| 11644. | Andrea (parthenonlover) | 43.79 | 92% | 2011-08-05 |
| 11645. | Thicczie (thicczie) | 43.78 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 11646. | ewe (water_blaze) | 43.78 | 91% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11647. | Ezekiel (shinehe) | 43.78 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11648. | v1step (v1ztep) | 43.78 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 11649. | Sathariddhi (rethat) | 43.78 | 92% | 2011-08-19 |
| 11650. | ApprovedBread (approvedbrea... | 43.78 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11651. | Andreas (corvettezonda) | 43.77 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 11652. | breddreamer (rasel_hasan) | 43.77 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11653. | Becky (musicalgossip) | 43.77 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 11654. | Will (wsuter13) | 43.76 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 11655. | lil (thattimmykid) | 43.76 | 89% | 2012-09-24 |
| 11656. | jungle_cruser (redscorn) | 43.76 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11657. | sock (doublesocks) | 43.76 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11658. | Tonino (pic37) | 43.76 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |