The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24584. | Allo (allo56) | 64.78 | 95.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 24585. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 64.78 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 24586. | a (atita_) | 64.78 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 24587. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 64.78 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 24588. | Gersom (gersom1828) | 64.78 | 93% | 2014-04-04 |
| 24589. | LightningMcQueen (yeezyyeezy) | 64.77 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| 24590. | Jakub (meszka) | 64.77 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| 24591. | Nikolaus (zweehn) | 64.77 | 96% | 2019-04-28 |
| 24592. | Black (speed_up) | 64.77 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 24593. | Simon (thesherlocklayout) | 64.77 | 95.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24594. | Muhammad (256shoaib) | 64.77 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
| 24595. | Josh (fiyer) | 64.76 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 24596. | Hridya (soulwalker) | 64.76 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 24597. | Markus (himike) | 64.76 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 24598. | Duda (dudadornelles) | 64.76 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 24599. | Timothy (ttphout) | 64.76 | 96% | 2016-04-20 |
| 24600. | Yash (royal_ralhi) | 64.75 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 24601. | Le (superquay) | 64.75 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 24602. | scw (renderloop) | 64.75 | 97% | 2012-11-10 |
| 24603. | Archie (runemoose42) | 64.74 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| 24604. | wonstar (won808) | 64.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24605. | Antonny (kennelkiz) | 64.74 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 24606. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 64.74 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 24607. | Harish (harish1995) | 64.73 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 24608. | Kornel (kornelt) | 64.73 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24609. | Lilo (vypress) | 64.72 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 24610. | Buttersauce (eljay808) | 64.72 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 24611. | Guest (njdarton) | 64.72 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 24612. | Josh (debstep142) | 64.72 | 95% | 2017-08-24 |
| 24613. | c (cdavid010111) | 64.72 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |