So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23906. | Forrest (jelly211) | 62.43 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 23907. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 62.43 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
| 23908. | Chris (christal) | 62.43 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 23909. | Alexa (swimmer5549) | 62.42 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 23910. | Yuta (shinyuta) | 62.42 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
| 23911. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 62.42 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23912. | historyofme30 (sheki) | 62.42 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 23913. | Dylan (dharlow) | 62.42 | 92% | 2015-10-07 |
| 23914. | honey (honeyking87) | 62.42 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 23915. | SteeleD (steeled) | 62.41 | 86% | 2012-09-11 |
| 23916. | MOHAMMAD (rnansari) | 62.41 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 23917. | Simon (evidentoxymoron) | 62.41 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 23918. | Ellie (ellliejane) | 62.41 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 23919. | TypeMan (varj17) | 62.41 | 90% | 2013-08-15 |
| 23920. | Peter (typisteror) | 62.41 | 89% | 2013-08-31 |
| 23921. | Corwin (corwin) | 62.41 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 23922. | Alaa (burstylol) | 62.40 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 23923. | Swathi (perplexedpotato) | 62.40 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 23924. | kewo (zvwmb) | 62.40 | 95% | 2014-09-16 |
| 23925. | Kikiam (kikiam) | 62.40 | 94% | 2023-01-15 |
| 23926. | Jacy (bohdan_danyltsiv) | 62.40 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 23927. | Subin (subinsk) | 62.40 | 97% | 2017-08-22 |
| 23928. | scw (renderloop) | 62.40 | 96% | 2013-03-16 |
| 23929. | Gerri (gerri) | 62.40 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 23930. | Duc (aduc6z) | 62.39 | 95% | 2015-02-27 |
| 23931. | simon (chainsawteeth) | 62.39 | 94% | 2021-12-07 |
| 23932. | aa (aanyc) | 62.39 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 23933. | Toasted (toastedsunglasses) | 62.39 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 23934. | kade (kdae) | 62.39 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 23935. | Sara (speedysara) | 62.39 | 99% | 2015-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |