So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16794. | Simon (wizard_sheep) | 73.18 | 95.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 16795. | Johannes (joha4270) | 73.18 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16796. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 73.18 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 16797. | koen (chromoplast) | 73.18 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 16798. | Anna (ratasticks) | 73.18 | 89% | 2013-04-17 |
| 16799. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 73.18 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 16800. | Adam (admeyer73) | 73.18 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
| 16801. | Astral (iamkoromon) | 73.17 | 95% | 2019-04-13 |
| 16802. | Stepan (a_s_v) | 73.17 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 16803. | Ralph (ralphie_boii) | 73.17 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16804. | Mineral (mineral) | 73.17 | 89% | 2012-09-12 |
| 16805. | Yoav (yoav) | 73.17 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 16806. | Dusan (dusanix) | 73.17 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
| 16807. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 73.17 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 16808. | DownOnMe (twindracula) | 73.17 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 16809. | Guy (dvorakman) | 73.17 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 16810. | remigarcia (remigarcia805) | 73.16 | 95% | 2023-08-14 |
| 16811. | Lue (iamoofu) | 73.16 | 94% | 2020-06-27 |
| 16812. | Zachariah (istartedat20wpm) | 73.16 | 98% | 2016-04-26 |
| 16813. | Steady (steadytyper) | 73.16 | 91% | 2014-07-21 |
| 16814. | fonzkji (fonzkji) | 73.16 | 97% | 2011-10-17 |
| 16815. | Crumpet (crumpet) | 73.16 | 96% | 2013-01-23 |
| 16816. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 73.16 | 84% | 2015-12-12 |
| 16817. | Whitecap (whitecap) | 73.15 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 16818. | Luke (lukeyap1111) | 73.15 | 99% | 2023-08-18 |
| 16819. | Kyle (dragonvids) | 73.15 | 93% | 2017-04-03 |
| 16820. | tstats[flashsop] (flashsop) | 73.15 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 16821. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 73.15 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 16822. | N (nerdaler) | 73.15 | 87% | 2017-05-07 |
| 16823. | sam (zacti) | 73.15 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |