Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3029. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3030. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 71.40 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3031. | Olexiy (lexk) | 71.39 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3032. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 71.39 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 3033. | Colin (peachcobbles) | 71.38 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3034. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 71.34 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3035. | Ho (xderpyism) | 71.34 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 3036. | vulgarpotato (vulgarpotato) | 71.29 | 95% | 2018-03-01 |
| 3037. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 71.29 | 96% | 2019-04-14 |
| 3038. | Robert (wherehowz) | 71.27 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 3039. | Brian (bsmo) | 71.25 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3040. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 71.23 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3041. | Dev (dmookerjee) | 71.22 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
| 3042. | Kenny (infection7) | 71.21 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3043. | Chris (foofoo720) | 71.20 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 3044. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 71.20 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 3045. | Jason (remeditator) | 71.18 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 3046. | j (swaggingpickle) | 71.18 | 94% | 2017-11-23 |
| 3047. | Cinari (cinari) | 71.17 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3048. | Matland (matland) | 71.16 | 95% | 2019-02-27 |
| 3049. | Geordie (jumpshawt) | 71.16 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3050. | shobhit (shobhit99) | 71.16 | 95% | 2018-08-25 |
| 3051. | Ashley (ashley31836) | 71.15 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 3052. | King (kingthiccness) | 71.15 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3053. | I12 (inot12) | 71.13 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 3054. | FirstName (i5kxepeu) | 71.12 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3055. | Thanh (pr1metine) | 71.12 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3056. | Adam (adamtlol) | 71.11 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3057. | Janis (vigilante434) | 71.11 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3058. | Antonio (senny22) | 71.11 | 95% | 2019-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |