I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4315. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 77.19 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4316. | John (flux1101) | 77.18 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 4317. | Bao (xbaotha) | 77.16 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4318. | Edward (edward54321) | 77.15 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4319. | Ashwin ツ (ashz) | 77.14 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4320. | no (archerypro459) | 77.14 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4321. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 77.14 | 100% | 2019-08-03 |
| 4322. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 77.13 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4323. | Valentin (r4mp4g3rxd) | 77.13 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4324. | Anti (antisquark) | 77.13 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 4325. | Benedek (antokben) | 77.13 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 4326. | Amanda24 (amanda2018) | 77.12 | 100% | 2019-08-18 |
| 4327. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 77.11 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4328. | * (ngong19) | 77.07 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4329. | Micha (derpeus) | 77.04 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4330. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 77.04 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 4331. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 77.03 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 4332. | Ben (maxphat) | 77.03 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4333. | Jason (remeditator) | 77.03 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 4334. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 76.99 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4335. | asdf (infernotnt) | 76.98 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 4336. | xXTylerXx (roadtomars) | 76.97 | 95% | 2020-06-21 |
| 4337. | michael (c0brakiller) | 76.95 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4338. | Nate (lobdog) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4339. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 76.95 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 4340. | Erkebulan (adilkhanove) | 76.95 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4341. | Joanne (joannealee) | 76.93 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 4342. | Allan (werehunter2014) | 76.92 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4343. | Krlos (d1c3xd) | 76.91 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 4344. | Michael (mcleo) | 76.91 | 95% | 2019-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |