So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17787. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 71.89 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
| 17788. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 71.88 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 17789. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 71.88 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 17790. | Neil (neilp) | 71.87 | 90% | 2016-02-10 |
| 17791. | Dan (cyption) | 71.87 | 92% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17792. | Omid (zerodarkshadow) | 71.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 17793. | Emmy (yukia) | 71.87 | 96% | 2012-06-17 |
| 17794. | Caleb (balecus53) | 71.87 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 17795. | Wilfred (wilfridge_t) | 71.86 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| 17796. | rubbur (fatalbur) | 71.86 | 96% | 2016-02-03 |
| 17797. | mt005 (mt005) | 71.86 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 17798. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 71.86 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 17799. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 71.86 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
| 17800. | Lycin (smokzzzgaming) | 71.85 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 17801. | Oscar (mightymitez) | 71.85 | 91% | 2013-02-13 |
| 17802. | anisa (anisaifah) | 71.85 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 17803. | Jared (varmitz1) | 71.84 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 17804. | Archie (userrazz) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 17805. | Lawrence (buffoony) | 71.84 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 17806. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 71.84 | 86% | 2017-01-14 |
| 17807. | Soup (mfonk) | 71.84 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 17808. | blue1 (blue773) | 71.84 | 96% | 2013-06-23 |
| 17809. | tekfuk (tekfuk) | 71.84 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 17810. | 제주 (quicktortoise) | 71.84 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 17811. | Jason (remeditator) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 17812. | Jan-Henk (resd) | 71.83 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 17813. | Galen (waflet) | 71.83 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 17814. | Murker90 (qwertypad) | 71.83 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 17815. | Cupcake (cupcake_cran) | 71.82 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 17816. | James (jamessempai) | 71.82 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |