The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13803. | Benedict (necheung) | 82.18 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 13804. | GOYARD (goyard) | 82.18 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 13805. | Nicole (n_h999) | 82.18 | 94% | 2016-12-14 |
| 13806. | d3vAn (devankitbht) | 82.18 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| 13807. | lunamal (lunamal) | 82.17 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 13808. | Chris (rialac) | 82.17 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 13809. | pikky (piknic) | 82.17 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
| 13810. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 82.17 | 98% | 2015-01-13 |
| 13811. | Febry (shadz07) | 82.17 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 13812. | Jax (jaxsta) | 82.17 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 13813. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 82.17 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 13814. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 82.16 | 99% | 2015-06-08 |
| 13815. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.16 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 13816. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 82.16 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 13817. | Nina (sweetnina) | 82.16 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 13818. | bebe (bebene) | 82.16 | 92% | 2012-02-16 |
| 13819. | Leone (leoneviru) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-07-14 |
| 13820. | Yoshi (relientkuda) | 82.15 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
| 13821. | ottimo (ottimo) | 82.15 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 13822. | Islam (islam_taha) | 82.15 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 13823. | luke (frazzles) | 82.14 | 92% | 2013-08-16 |
| 13824. | Eriksen (babaoriley) | 82.14 | 96% | 2013-05-30 |
| 13825. | Defmoans (torrence) | 82.14 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 13826. | Suka (sukafox) | 82.14 | 99.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13827. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 82.14 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 13828. | Chetan (comhacks) | 82.13 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 13829. | Austin (goodrichinator) | 82.13 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 13830. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 82.13 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13831. | Ken (imnotagreenplant) | 82.12 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 13832. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 82.12 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |