Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32191. | Achilles8x (achilles8x) | 49.64 | 89% | 2013-07-14 |
| 32192. | Klaus (klausera) | 49.63 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
| 32193. | rinas (dont_look_at_keyboard) | 49.63 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 32194. | Omar (samura1) | 49.63 | 91% | 2021-06-21 |
| 32195. | M (mattry13) | 49.63 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 32196. | Niklas (peterustinox) | 49.63 | 89% | 2013-11-12 |
| 32197. | kc (kcp14344) | 49.62 | 94% | 2013-01-06 |
| 32198. | idoes (idoes) | 49.62 | 88% | 2015-08-14 |
| 32199. | Rohitax (rohitax) | 49.62 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 32200. | Harendra (jadon) | 49.61 | 96% | 2014-10-01 |
| 32201. | dinesh (dineshking) | 49.61 | 92% | 2014-05-10 |
| 32202. | a (jan_nowak) | 49.61 | 96% | 2015-07-24 |
| 32203. | Sneaky (sneakyturtle69420) | 49.60 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 32204. | Zig (zigzy) | 49.60 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 32205. | ItchyboyJacob (jacobgwapogi) | 49.60 | 93.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 32206. | hanh (bichhanh) | 49.60 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 32207. | Emilio (emilioc) | 49.59 | 92% | 2021-09-26 |
| 32208. | Mathew (mathewvg) | 49.59 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 32209. | Prabath (psaw) | 49.59 | 92% | 2016-08-06 |
| 32210. | Mateusz (dudsu) | 49.59 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 32211. | steven (stevetrenz) | 49.59 | 97% | 2012-12-28 |
| 32212. | Ali (alybec) | 49.59 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 32213. | umer (ukhan12) | 49.59 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
| 32214. | Tuan (tonyteo321) | 49.59 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 32215. | Jake (relaxing) | 49.59 | 93% | 2021-11-02 |
| 32216. | mrv (mrv0301) | 49.59 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 32217. | sloppy toppy (semisilky) | 49.58 | 94.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 32218. | Hussain (elexiety) | 49.58 | 92% | 2021-03-02 |
| 32219. | Ava (ava_gina) | 49.57 | 94% | 2021-10-18 |
| 32220. | Arnav (keratin) | 49.57 | 92% | 2015-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |