As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9999. | YurQ (yurq) | 83.01 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
| 10000. | sam (swissnetizen) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 10001. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 83.01 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 10002. | dasdr (dasdr) | 83.00 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 10003. | krystalship (krystalship11) | 83.00 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
| 10004. | Echo (echo316) | 83.00 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 10005. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 83.00 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
| 10006. | Erick (strosekd) | 82.99 | 98% | 2024-08-22 |
| 10007. | Paper (paperstache) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 10008. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 82.99 | 98.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 10009. | Aviv (avivbn263) | 82.99 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 10010. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 10011. | delfan (delfaaan) | 82.99 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 10012. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 82.98 | 96.3% | 2023-10-29 |
| 10013. | Chestera (chestera) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 10014. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 82.98 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 10015. | Rafael (relativelyaverage) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 10016. | Guest (fonzus) | 82.97 | 99% | 2019-02-14 |
| 10017. | Stephen (steveoncaffeine) | 82.96 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 10018. | Johannes (nachobar) | 82.96 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 10019. | psalms (psalms) | 82.96 | 92% | 2015-09-05 |
| 10020. | Fang (fang1216) | 82.96 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
| 10021. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10022. | grantdicky (grantdicky) | 82.95 | 98.2% | 2024-10-17 |
| 10023. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 82.95 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 10024. | Avaish (avaish97) | 82.95 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 10025. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 10026. | Raghav (redsondude) | 82.94 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10027. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 82.94 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10028. | mtz (domenicodf) | 82.94 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |